Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn’s Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight’s Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming
There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn’s Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight’s Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming
I’m so FUCKING tired of second-hand memes pre-censored to pass another site’s algorithm.
Wouldn’t want to get demonetized on lemmy now, would we?
Spoiler: She squirted over it, too.
Does this look like a community for sh tposts?
They are in subfolders of C:\Users\Username\AppData\Roaming or \Local or \LocalLow.
Or in the program’s installation path in C:\Program Files or \Program Files(x86).
Or in a separate directory directly under C:\
Or the settings are handled via Registry keys.
Or whatever the fuck Microsoft Store apps do.
Or any combination of the above.
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Wayland
Didn’t know that X runs inside Emacs, but it doesn’t surprise me.
That’s actually an example with a manufacturing defect, and a rare collector’s item.
The mass-produced version of the puppet has black skin.
So it’s a sex toy, got it.
The number of times I’ve run out of eggs, but not out of ground flax seed, had been rather low.
Looks like pancakes with maple syrup are off the menu, boys!
The only country in Europe with left lane driving doesn’t have mountains like that.
If this is in a restaurant after I’ve eaten, it would get 0% and I’d never go there again.
If this is presented to me somewhere you pay before consuming your food/purchase, I’m leaving without paying.
I award you no tips, and may God have mercy on your soul!
“Shit, I’ll never find a girlfriend!”
“Idiot, you’re married.”
With the current quality of MS products, every office drone works in the software testing industry.
In Berlin they now expect a blowie on top.
It infuriates me when I’m talking to someone, their phone rings, and they instantly take the call while I’m still talking. It’s like someone interrupting me and they instantly switch focus to the other person, like what they have to say is more important than me.
And it irritates my friends how I’ll quickly check who it is, then ignore the call while someone is talking to me. “Aren’t you gonna take that?” No, I’m listening to you right now.
Covid was among the top 10 causes of death for 2024.