Worst trilogy ever.

I wish I could see it just one more time.

There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it’s decidedly less endearing.

I believe the answer is “oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh”

Tbf there are probably far-right people who are more like the latter. Just b/c I do not recall ever hearing those arguments does not mean that they don’t exist!

Those people are working with the heritage foundation and other far right think tanks. They understand that their brand of mask-off fascism is problematic to a lot of people, so they allow their ideas to percolate through various right wing media outlets and entertainment personalities. By the time their ideologies reaches the mind of your average voter they’ve been neatly repackaged as “hey we’re just asking some questions here, we just want to get the facts straight.”

What do you call it when a cow jerks off?

Beef strokin’ off.

proprietary search engine

it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

It’s easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.

where are the safety chains?

“We don’t want the employees to be leaning too much”

-management

I’ve seen what AI thinks a hand looks like. I don’t think I’m ready to see what it thinks a dick looks like.

How does Wojack Tate look so much like the real thing?

When I’m in a ridiculous burger ordering contest and my opponent says “I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.”

The weird part is absolutely “a lot of sand puppies biting this dude’s arms at the same time somehow turns them and him into an immortal worm.” With that context, “they stop being a worm by not biting him anymore” makes perfect sense.

Okay hot shot, what don’t you show us how quickly YOU can eat 87 SpongeBob stickers in an alley?

Facebook the product is still called Facebook, Google the product is still called Google. It’s only the parent companies that changed their names, their products kept the same branding.

Twitter the product has been, or is being, rebranded as X along with the company.

Okay, I got it to talk.

Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents… It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.

The good ol’ company store scam.

Well the carrot didn’t work, so it’s on to plan b

Normalize Jesus with a handlebar mustache