Google: mind if we put a keylogger on your browser for spellchecking?

You: don’t

Google: OK, we won’t use the keylogger data for spellchecking

It’s a huge luxury to be able to make money off something you love, even more to just be able to do what you love without worrying about money.

That’s the point of step 2: inspect ass

If you find or smell poopoo obviously don’t proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you’re into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)

I will never stop being mad that “literally” got a new dictionary definition that’s literally not literally

On one hand, yeah I wish I wouldn’t have to hear about that piece of garbage ever again, but the mugshot is an exception because this little bit of justice feels like getting a nice bottle of cold water after being lost in a desert for years.

With the way every site is these days, removing adblock is worse than not functioning

The US government being useless against megacorps is not a bug, it’s a feature