I’ve had one open for years that is empty. I think they’re hoping I eventually put money in it so they can drain it for the years it sat unused.

It looks British.

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Hover-round hover-round -round

Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

\m/

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Nein

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Umm… Isn’t that what Amazon does at a global scale?

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Iron maiden in Brazil.

The E in WWE is for Entertainment.

Some people enjoy belittling other’s choices on the internet. Some enjoy watching the drama of fake wrestling.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

The fear of being unable to protect one’s self and family as one ages.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.