Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

I thought it was a feature of Lemmy that karma don’t mean shit.

Or to more precisely put it, Lemmy accumulates up/down votes to their actual worth.

Nein

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

Umm… Isn’t that what Amazon does at a global scale?

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Iron maiden in Brazil.

The E in WWE is for Entertainment.

Some people enjoy belittling other’s choices on the internet. Some enjoy watching the drama of fake wrestling.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

The fear of being unable to protect one’s self and family as one ages.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

We do the same, but with outside decorations.

If the stores are going to push Christmas in July, I’m down with every other holiday all year long.

People have been decorating for both Halloween and Diwali in my neck of the woods for a number of years. Much of it rivals Christmas decorating.

Be a champ and eat that ass.

He’s not physically dead.

The burnt bean people like their beef well done.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.