Your girlfriend could use it as a bra.

Since the internet began it’s been known that you always measure asshole to tip.

Dogs are for people who need the validation and esteem boost of a subservient creature: beta males, empty nesters, people with needful maternal instincts, boss wannabees.

Cats are for people who want a a friendship based on equality and mutual respect.

It’s 2026, far past time to retire the tired trope that cats are cold and uncaring.

Dog People: “I want a child”
Cat People: “I want a friend”

Ba da dee ba da dumb.

Judging by your pictures I’d say yes.

What’s going to happen when ai takes control of your mom’s bluetooth vibrator?

Here’s my philosophy:

If it’s something I can’t control then it’s not worth worrying about.

If it’s something I can control then it’s not worth worrying about.

Did you know that the “H” stands for Howard? It was a custom in the Christ family for middle names of all the boys to be Howard.

Not sure about “everything”, but plenty of password managers are.

Baaaaaaa.

I dont think your verbal diarrhoea post was justified. If you want to dally with geriatrics that’s your business. Far fewer people care than you think. If you’re tempted to pop champagne at the demise of a child, then you’re far from careless. You care a lot - in the wrong way. Please find a qualified therapist so you can work these anger issues out.

Yes. Cory Doctorow coined the term “enshittification” in November 2022 to describe the predictable decline of two-sided online platforms—how they start by serving users, shift to favouring business customers (advertisers/merchants), then degrade the experience for everyone to extract short‑term profit.

That style of architecture is called modern pedophile pagoda.

You mean that?

Dont forget to tell Red to get busy living.

This is the way.

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you sick fuck I’m going to report you.

I would understand that there is a massive difference between an unhinged crazy controlling weapons of mass destruction, and a tin pot tyrant who is simply hindering oil company profits.

Found the details guy.