In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.

Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?

No but this bear has huge knockers

This a great start and I’d just throw in, if you’re the parent of a small picky eater or just want to get more veggies in your life. I like to grate in all sorts of other veggies like broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, just go nuts, because tomatoes have such a strong flavour your blander veggies go right in and if you grate it fine enough just dissolve so kids done see or taste them but all the good stuff still gets in.

Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.

LOL!

they could be watching The Wire, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, ALF, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, etc.

I tried to read that. It’s a rough read.

Jeez man ya killed me already. You don’t need to keep twisting the knife.

But but but … her number is undefined?

Raccoon with a taser is IRL pikachu.

Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s

I’m jealous of you. You’re one of the lucky ten thousand today. Andor is a Star Wars property, but it’s an adult look at fascism and building a rebellion against it. One of the top ten series of the 2020’s really amazing writing.

Artemis 2 crew shares emotional moment as they name crater after commander’s late wife

Little things. I stopped chasing the big moments to get some kind of great peaceful feeling. Today my dog woke herself up by farting and it made me happy.

Context?

I saw Garbage live at in the early aughts at Festival. As a band they blew me away, and as a woman she provoked the most intense scarousal I’ve ever felt in my life. Amazing photo.

And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.