is it two boinks for left and one boink for right, or is it two boinks for right and a hip thrust for left?

you mean cock?

A well placed sticker does the trick.

Alright. You got me. WTF is a fart pass?

I’m not a dog person, even the one dog I did have in my household is a shiba inu, which is way more cat-like than anything. I don’t have a problem with dogs in stores as long as they’re well behaved…

BUT

Don’t take your dog to a venue or bar with loud live music. Just because you’re comfortable with loud music doesn’t mean your dog is. I imagine it’s pretty hard on their much more sensitive hearing and our vet confirmed this to me.

Thats my 2¢

Caught In A Mosh, by Anthrax

Y’all leave Flo the fuck alone.