I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

TY! Do want.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

Doomscrolling to my birth year, and still no jet pack.

Plunging toward oblivion while happily screaming, “10,000’ so far so good, 5,000’ so far so good…”

Hmm, that requires Deep Thought.

Just suckers, like an octopus.