Then your _________ is a cancer and needs to fail.

Illustration by Escher.

Ha! Didn’t even. Sad face.

Teamwork!

Wil Ferrell + RHCP drummer = so much this.

The sniper is ready.

Agreed!

No, you are a coffee madlad and a hero in my eyes.

Yep. Great little French (style) bakery/cafe near me can’t come close to pulling a decent shot. WHY??

I believe it is impossible to over extract with simple immersion…so it kinda doesn’t matter how long you let it sit, just that it be long enough (ie, the usual ~4 min)?

Hoffman’s tip about breaking up the crust and removing the “scum” — then letting it settle for a while longer — was the big game-change for me.

a-HA!!

It doesn’t. Lemmyverse seems to respects/enjoys certain biases and this is one.

Love this. Bravo

“I will fuck your shit up.”

• Goose, probably

Based on the mostly fantastic choices presented here, I am now using those mentioned that I haven’t seen as a guide to future choices.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew

What do you call a man with no arms or legs I at your front door? Matt