The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn’t even taste good, it’s just the brain wash that these things taste good.

RIP Ralph

ViMusic

Darwin machine, pt. 2

Level ashtray

She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she’s apparently not as floppy as her grandma.

Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.

What’s my fleshlight doing in this picture?

I don’t see that as contradictory. Be both. Constantly.

Too much effort for these stupid “ideas”. Of it were a child, explain it like you did, but I presume it isn’t. So let me explain it: No.

That’s right, men are far to heavy these days.

The samurai on the left is Oda Nobunaga https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oda_Nobunaga?wprov=sfla1 The other guys i don’t know. What’s a grummz?

Difficult opinion: I think the movies don’t age well. Looked into the old one and they’re corny, one dimensional and outright dumb at places.

“Finger prince” is a great joke too from that show. I laughed my ass off.

That’s what you get from hiding all the time, you elusive fuck

That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.

Here’s a great lesson for your daughter: don’t believe allg the shit they tell her at school.

I never for the problem people have with it. Most clocks adjust themselves, that one hour isn’t important anyway, neither is counting time itself. It’s light, then it’s dark. Get your shit together in the light you need light for, do the rest later. Simple asf.

There is No way i go into an American City without a shotgun.

That’s what’s left after paying rent and shit and he’s doing 3 jobs. Repeat this: “I am free”