You got long balls, Larry.

You are best friends with all the dominos drivers?

That’s what 3 days worth of unhealthy hot food, delivered to your door should cost. It’s an extravagant service; it should be an extravagant price.

The real problem is that all those extra fees and expenses just go straight into owner pockets/shareholder value instead of providing the employees with medical care, proper insurance and a real retirement.

If you want to save money, teach your daughter how to safely cook a frozen pizza. If she’s old enough to be home alone and answer the door when strangers show up, why can’t she fed herself?

\3. Ride the Shai-Hulud to destiny.

Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I’ll still have my thumbs. I guess.

Honey this is an Applebee’s, shit wherever you want.

Because the food delivery apps pay their drivers that little.

They decided a long time ago people will refuse to do the math.

Also the fangs. /borat

If there were any cuts no one would ever believe you

Tires are generaly made from a kind of rubber, not plastic

Both are made of polymers.

Rubber, also known as latex, is naturally occurring polymer from the sap of a specific species of tree.

“Synthetic rubber”, is in fact, plastic.

Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to

You’re scared by a lack of boundaries.

I’m scared because Herbie Hancock still looks 20.

We are not the same.

These pants smell like the british isles.

The odds of hearing artifacts in modern audio codecs is miniscule.

Daily driving Windows in 2024 is like eating McDonalds for every meal.

I mean, sure, it is popular…

When you don’t have fresh fruits for the canning line, you can keep the lines busy with another product you mix up from a shelf stable powder…pudding.

Box mix.

So, restaurants might do this to avoid the cost of printing new menus with new prices.

Much easier and cheaper to just put signs at the table or print inserts, especially if you think prices will go up again soon.

But this honestly just looks like they’re trying to screw you.

You just do it like 3 weeks later. They’ll have no idea.

Sounds like a good idea for a wikipedia page. Put Elon’s picture on it.