Okay the image is messy but the snake coiling around the scales is actually a sick concept.

I am currently on step 3!

A while ago I spent 20 minutes doing captchas to try to reset the password to my Steam account. I finally Googled to see if it usually took so many, and it turned out to just be bugged, lmao. Had to reset it through the mobile app instead, IIRC.

It’s paraphrasing the intro voiceover from Darkest Dungeon, which the post title reminded me of. (It starts "You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial…")

…Opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch before the desk. I lived all my years in that ancient, rumor-shadowed seat. Fattened by decadence and luxury…

Belated congratulations on having a super awesome wedding day!

Thank you! Her name’s Xena.

Sometimes she is round:

I would ask if I’m getting royalties from this episode, and if the answer was no I would walk out.

I always get this backwards ^^;;

I count 7 at least.

to be honest, in high school i unironically typed to my crush like this because i felt shy and it felt like talking quietly… ^^;; i also really liked ellipses… and this smiling-embarrassed emoticon, which i had a tendency to use more than once per message ^^;;

Oh damn, I got the rabies vaccine when I worked part time at a vet school because they offered it. They were like “Uh but you’re IT, you don’t really need it, so you could skip the hassle…” and I was like “Why would I turn down an opportunity to get a vaccine? You’re paying for it, right? Reprogramming my immune system is awesome, sign me up!”

No wonder they looked annoyed, LMAO.