I swear all the post-processing iPhones do add 10 years to your face. It’ll look totally normal in the viewfinder, but once you take the picture, it just starts making up wrinkles.

Hot androgynous enemies of the state rise up!

It’s about time someone finally stopped leaving this unsaid.

😢

You say goodbye And I say hellon’t Hellon’t hellon’t

I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hellon’t

100 games and only 37KB? Jackpot!

*Cortisol levels return to normal.*

Dino Nuggets eat Man -> Woman inherits the earth

What a prick, let’s all text him our diarrhea.

Don’t start shit, don’t get texted shit.

Those too.

Not to mention how much smaller they are now. 😤

All 4 are good, but ngl I like the swap better.

Google could just do what everyone else did and just lie and say it happened.

No one tell them about rope or high places.

Glad it worked out, but damn that must’ve been a discouraging 3 days.

By the first sentence, you’ve already done more problem solving than an LLM-brained person.

And use a calculator ffs it comes free with whatever device you’re using to ask a chatbot.

Congrats, you did exactly what I was taking about.

lol @ the comments are arguing about the speculative context for this conversation. Either one of these fictional people could be unreasonable given different context.

Yall are telling on your own insecurities.