respectful bow to our Lord and Savior, Monogatai

Haha good luck with that vampire man

Then you don’t have the authority to grant them entrance

Y’all this one is simple.

Legally, yes.

Physically (for supernatural reasons), no.

The ghost of depression past

Went out to look for a reason to hide again

Come on, let’s give credit where credit is due. They’re really quick to be delayed.

They probably also don’t have the final say themselves and don’t want to bring every complaint to their manager.

Of course he’s from Essen

I love this poem to death (ironically enough). Planning to get a tattoo related to it.

If you’re brave enough and whatnot

A social media site is only as good as it’s animal content. Thanks for your service!

Did go out with a bang…

I think that just makes it a shirt that I want to own. That and “kids these day”

I would pull my childhood cats tail when I was like 2-3 and from what I hear she was very clearly incredibly displeased but didn’t even particularly try to get away.

I miss her even though she’s been gone a long time.

Mysterious

It’s definitely better than nothing but it doesn’t feel better than nothing.

You’re off by two decades

With the right AI she’ll have to want to fuck you too. How does that make you feel?

Table!