Not bad; even your office servers score a 10 out of 11 on a scale from 0 to 3. :)

Solid format. Here’s a demo, using the most obvious examples I could think of.

• Mother, Jugs, and Speed in The Ass
• Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels in The Ass

You can inflect them to imply all three things go in, but I prefer pausing after each comma, suggesting that the third item in the list includes “in the ass” as part of its identifier.

they need to hustle else they get fired from their fourth job.

The problem is; wait another year and it’ll be, “get fired from their fifth job.” Alas; getting to that point, enough times, is what it takes. Once there is no time left, and no money left, and no food left, and the littles are too listless even to cry.

Get to that point a few times (eg: 1789, 1848, 1968), and you start choosing to stand in the tear gas early.

Being delicious food is a competitive advantage; just ask fruit. Domesticated farm animals in general are really nice. I grew up in a time and place of family farms, where animals were given a good life from people who cared, before becoming delicious food.

Your disgust is valid. But the developer generally has no gall, and no agency. The corporation tells them to pack and monetize the clickthroughs like feeding puppies into a sausage machine. The developer never thought that would be the job.

In fact, every time you don’t see something like this, it’s because some developer said, “Enough, I won’t do this,” putting their job (and their next rent payment) on the line. I lost two jobs that way.

Don’t let them divide us. The fascist oligarchs are the villains.