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Yeah. Oxygen deprivation releases the reflex, but you have to hold your breath, so long that it hurts.

There have actually been studies why that is.

True.

Will set one up, if more need arises.

…but people keep sharing invidious links.

Every time I watch Youtuße through Invidious and I get this crap, it gets stuck every time and goes nowhere.

Hey, listen to Michael Bolton, it really helps.

It comes from quantum mechanics where particles travel all possible routes and when making calculations you need to account for all possible variations, because they affect each other.

When particle is measured, all variations disappear except one and that one continues thereafter without the affects of others.

Multiword model dictates that the other variations don’t disappear. They just disconnect from our reality and continue elsewhere.

Currently multiworld model is popular. Imho it 's the only one that properly explains all quantum phenomena.

Although there is a good argument wether multiworld is proper science.

I’ve been holding my fingers crossed for Trump jr, but no luck yet.

I didn’t say erect, just at maximum.

That’s really giving the orange freak benefit of the doubt. That mushroom is probably at maximum 24/7 due to surrounding fat and blood pressure.

This guy gets it

Hey. Man knows more about manufacturing, that any human alive. Maybe he can manufacture what we all wish.

Edit: since people are a bit bad all connecting 1+2 and too busy triggering, the answer is “dead Elon”

“No. I am your father”

Don’t anthropomorphise those fucking things. Don’t give those pervs ideas.

This can be really annoying.

Local vet removed paid parking. Every local contractor with a van too large to fit in the local shopping malls parking lot, will now leave it there. If you bring your sick animal to the wet, you’ll have carry it from the FUCKING mall.

I swear the next time I’m gonna key every fucking van there and burn down the malls coffee shop where they keep sitting on their ass all day.

Not legimate, but solar panel tech has made a market for this nonsense.

I don’t have one and could still feel that.

Kinda kills the joke.

I’m not even a native speaker and it still works.

What would be the better word?

Maybe it’s long island iced tea?

“Can you get back home with your own two legs” challenge.

He as many hairless dudes suckling on him.