Almost down voted but realised its shitposting. You may have my upvote

I too like to be milked

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

I live in a inbred town in the UK and they just honk their horns repeatedly. I’m guessing this is the same thing

Meep meep

Not really. I’ve been in the same boat for awhile now and I’m thinking about selling it. Ever since I built my PC I’ve never touched the console

As a UK citizen, this post feels personal

Just don’t touch Kyle’s monster

30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!