It’s so weird how it’s almost intelligible to Russian lol

That’s the exact problem I have with it

The stand-ups at my job have turned into sit downs

Simply amazing. Especially so considering the demographics.

Sprance. Duh

It’s not often I hope someone gets arrested but damn

I don’t even respond unless it’s a direct text or the couple of friends I talk to on messenger. I’m not responding to you if all you do is post it to my FB wall and that’s the only time you talk to me during the year (mostly bc I fucking hate Facebook).

I agree

Nah. You’ll be pumped full of preservatives so that your funeral and viewing can be held 2 weeks later to give your relatives time to travel. Then you’ll be buried in a plastic coffin in a hole filled with cement.

You’re nutrients ain’t doing shit.

So just a normal Russian drawing on lemmy

The gender is there but I said it so fast you can’t tell the difference anyway so let’s just call it a short form

-russian

My parents still have those chairs

I’d be just fine if countryusic were restricted to international waters

I’d settle for the astroid belt circumference collider from the second or third book

Premill size vs sale size. Something like that. Probably not the correct term.

Similar to how steak is measures in precooked weights.

Ok, that was clever

I reckon you like being generalized then?

How dare you be comfortable in my presence.

Damn I thought I didn’t know geography cuz I’m American

I had to study this image way to hard lol. I’m an idiot