Seriously. In what world is “so powerful foreign governments send models to seduce me” a flex?

You think it’s worse that sister didn’t get to watch?

BTW the movie is actually called “Jesus’ son” which I believe is grammatically incorrect and that’s always kind of bothered me. I feel like someone would have pointed that out and that it must be intentional but I can’t see the significance of doing something like that.

I actually knew this when I was writing the comment. My brain rebelled when I tried to write it correctly.

His first attempt was with a water pick. He missed and hit his mouth and accidentally hydrated. The experience would leave him shaken and he wouldn’t make another attempt for 12 years.

On a tangential note. Jack Black was great as a strung out nurse in Jesus’s Son.

“Patient complains of knife in brain.” “Stabbing headache?”

I’m American. We have three kinds of mums. Flowers, Moms and the other kind is a secret.