wasn’t this the opening scene from The Wolf of Wall Street
we all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place
wasn’t this the opening scene from The Wolf of Wall Street
Henry Ford’s right hand man had uneven steps in his home as a defense mechanism. he fell down them and died while drunk (apparently this is urban legend)
i haven’t gotten into a single fight with a mod in nine months! it’s wild
aids is a great way to lose weight though
they don’t even make the drink mix for it anymore. if I want to buy it I have to pay full price. in college, 50/50 blue Powerade and Sprite was my go-to
blue Powerade is the king of Ades.
is Charlie the Unicorn on there
people apologize for taking forever to text me back and I’m like, I literally forget that I’ve texted you until you reply
okay apart from the urine thing, is it telling me to drink mountain dew?
how many Courics is that
The faster you drive, the longer you can keep the body in your trunk before you smell it
you have to get the butt-sex to red meat ratio just right
if you’re letting your dandelions flower, you should remove them when they go to seed. if they seed your neighbor’s lawns, your neighbors are probably going to use pesticides that are going to be flushed into your local water table
thanks for the red flags right off the bat
when’s the last time you had a healthy relationship with your boss
this is Lemmy, man. if somebody’s not being an asshole, what’s the point in commenting on something you don’t enjoy?
it only works if you haven’t been masturbating for at least 5 years
bitch
every time the story comes back up it takes me ages to figure out who I was talking about again. I can never remember the name, but he was featured in an episode of last podcast on the left