“Our main story tonight is about a 100 year old woman who says her secret to old age is walking around barefoot and never brushing her teeth. More news on this super calloused fragile mistress hexed with halitosis after the break.”

It’s not a typo, that’s why it’s in italics. They would deliberately rename it to an acronym that would be difficult to disambiguate. They also would pass an act that does the opposite of its name, as has been done countless times.

You’re consumer capitalism-ing wrong:

"Your BMI has been provided to us by your computer operating system Windows 12. We see you’ve selected several high sugar items in your shopping basket. We’ve automatically bundled a required Linked Product discount and added a free insulin starter kit, a book from an unsuccessful weight loss program, and a paid subscription to motivational podcasts from Hostess International. Please note, these subscriptions are set for a term of LIFE and will pass to your heirs as a liability thanks to the 2025 Consumer Freedom Act passed by convicted felon, rapist and second-term president Donald Trump’s CPFB (Corporate Financial Protection Bureau) "

Your problems are something to maximize and profit from.

I thought this joke was headed in two directions from the title:

1. Balls joke
2. Punchline is that if you only wear one it’s painful so a pair makes all the difference

On the lam, evading capture, wanted by police, etc. all would cap this otherwise funny joke.

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He was subbing for another dentist, just filling in.

Shouldn’t the delivery be “bagels”?

Tale as old as time

what is Holland?

It’s well established that modern Apple is a marketing company that happens to have many products in the tech field.

Ulterior

Counter looks awpful now

“(that means talking down to people)”

Thanks for simplifying that big word condescension for us…🤔

And conjugate verbs

Craning my neck in anticipation.

Reply notifications serve the immediate purpose to take you back to the thread if you want, but having a personal post history that is blank because I prefer fresh content in communities is strange to me especially in a nacent project with limited content on many communities.

Yes, it makes sense to hide posts in any community or all, but not one’s own posts or own profile.

When you submit a post, often it’s to have a discussion you’d like to follow, advice or info to gain from others, etc. Lemmy marks these as read since you’ve obviously seen them to create them, even for your own posts, so they don’t show up under “posts” on your own profile. Having ones own profile be blank of posts because you’d like to have fresh content everywhere else seems like a miss.

Yep, and you don’t even get a measly half-dozen, just the one and it’s 🐔-sized.