A famous italian chef branded the strawberry and champagne risotto, so maybe not

That’s dinner time for me and tomorrowI’ll be having a first date dinner: we both hope there are going to be good news after those two hours.
Good luck to the both of us!

I’d say some rather familiar smells

Loneliness is my pet. Low maintenance, no noise or weird smells in my house.
100% recommended

Whoever wrote the caption doesn’t understand shit about masculinity or frailty

Being the son of the employer doesn’t require any effort

I love myself a bit of Streisand effect in the late afternoon

“Hold my bear” I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs

The yellow slice is not centered and it’s upsetting me

When you burn away that much money, you coping mechanism has to be better than this

Between two points in my ass

Yeah, fuck the Oasis

This Et Al. guy is always somewhere

So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?

Every line is a straight line in one dimension

Mitch Hedberg made this meme

You sacrificed power for aerodynamics

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pee-is-stored-in-the-balls

Remember to flip the switch back on when you need to pee

I’m getting some real “Fallout 3 tutorial” vibes