I said “Oooooh right” before you. What now, buddy?

Oooooh right

I say that I like “garbage pizza” because that’s how everyone around me treats the pizzas I like. I don’t like the “good pizzas” that everyone keeps raving about. I’ll take Domino’s or Pizza Pizza any day of the week.

What did namecheap do? I’ve got a bunch of domains with them. 🤦‍♂️

I’d like to upset some niblings with “fr fr, ong”… Does anyone know if “fr” is pronounced as one word like in “from”, or if I’m supposed to just say “eff arr”? Same for “ong,” please.

Thesbians

Is that what we’re calling them now?

Some guy got stabbed on the subway in Toronto a few months back because he asked a guy playing music to turn it off. It really is a crazy world out there.

69 isn’t “the funny” number because it’s an ambigram. It’s the “funny number” because it’s the sex position number.

You’re one of that’s 10000: https://xkcd.com/1053/ :)