Looking at this graphic, is it still illegal to yell “fire” in a theater like that, or can we record ourselves doing so in those empty rooms for fuckyou lols? 🤷🏽♂️
Looking at this graphic, is it still illegal to yell “fire” in a theater like that, or can we record ourselves doing so in those empty rooms for fuckyou lols? 🤷🏽♂️
Wait, what does your deodorant smell like? A…Qu- <cough> A what?
You leave him alone! All he wants is your kitten kibble, you hamfisted monster! Love the dainty sand doily. 🥰
We’re pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?
This is pretty close to the way that cocktails were invented, so 🤷🏽♂️
Removed by mod
How’s that smart mouth treatin’ ya now, Tommy?
That’s a lotta words to say you’d eat ass? No judgement, just own it.
Anya Taylor-Joy as a child? Yeah, that tracks.
Apparently, the idiom was created by the funeral industry, not unlike the “tradition” of diamond wedding rings, etc.
Read some Roman history. Get back to me when you find the common use of the term. Enjoy.
It also says the quoted part at the end of my previous post, or did you have trouble getting that far, son? Sit down.
Considering that “carpe” is closer to “molest/rape” than “grab”, this might work better as a JD Vance joke: “Carpe Divan” insofar as “enjoy, seize, use, make use of” implies.
Got a spiderweb on the lens. 🤩 Also, the Left Coast certainly is the best Coast.
You know young John has a favorite d20 among the dice there🤘🏽 (because it’s only betrayed him a handful of times.)
Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.
Aw, does nanna know you’re on her computer, puppy?