I would truthfully and happily go back in time and tell people not to waste with the fucked up bullshit technology of the past. I mean Angular 1, what the hell was that? Twitter integration? Fuck you 2010. Zend Framework? You should be hanged. HANGED.

The Ukranian is kind of hot, if you know him give him my insta @numberfor002

I was going to type something mean about her but I’m afraid she could sense I was rude on the internet and telepathically cause my skull to explode like a hard boiled egg in a microwave.

The difference between Sunny D and orange juice is like the difference between Tik Tok and real life. One may be vaguely similar to the other, but they aren’t are for sure not interchangeable.

Large sausage is overrated. And that’s coming from someone who is well experienced and something of an expert on “sausages”.

Especially since Michael Jackson did not look like Michael Jackson.

Do they take regular money or do they make you use credit card? I’m on a fixed income and only deal in cash.

Dog: Yeah, you see the problem is it’s already in my mouth. If you would have asked a bit sooner, this could have turned out differen – SQUIRREL OH MY GOD SQUIRREL DID YOU SEE THAT SQUIRREL IMMA MUNCH IT

Is there an all encompassing term for xylophones and all the instruments that are “Xylophones” with X feature(s)?

Yes, I’m eating transglutimate polyacrylamide deoxy methylmelamine, 3-5 oxyribocellulose-D, artificial flavors, sodium nitrate, red 40, natural flavors, salt, high fructose corn syrup, mole testicles, and a partridge on a pear tree.

Gouda for him, though. However Brie his 15 minutes may be, let him enjoy it. 20 gallons over the course is not even all that much. That’s barely more than a gallon a month. If you speak Portuguese, that’s like less than 4 liters. A liter a week of cheese isn’t exactly uncommon. That’s like a few salads, some mac and cheese, a pizza, several cheese quesadillas, a box of Hungry Helper, and some cheese strings, plus cream cheese bagels, and a sprinkle of parm on the pizza. Who hasn’t had one of those types of week before?

If you saw a penis and think you are a lesbian, then I have some news for you, sister. You’re probably a lesbian. Cause usually people don’t refer to themselves as lesbian unless they are. Happy Pride!

I’m in neither boomer nor Gen X, but I remember these style of desks. Hated them.

What about if it’s a sexy lady with an eye that’s lazy, a girl that’s fly with a wonky eye, who’s smoking with an eye that’s broken?

If you see a penis in the thumbnail or photo, then you are bi at a minimum. That’s literally the first thing I saw, and I’m gay, so I’m confident that’s how it works.

If doing inappropriate stretches at the pool is wrong, then I don’t to be right. But mostly my opinion is based on the assumption that she’s got a hell of a bite so I don’t want to get on her bad side, which looking at this photo, I’m guessing is her left side.

Got my first ticket on Route O ^/ not to far from where this photo was taken. But in all fairness the speedometer in my old car didn’t work and I couldn’t find //\//^- on the dial. Shocked the heck outta me when the trooper popped his lights on. Apparently I was going _<>^o over the limit in a work zone, but he reduced it on the ticket so I only had to pay a fine. Could have lost my license for a year over that.

I never bought any, but I was tempted to try the dill pickle flavored ice cream that I saw for sale last year. I found a review of it https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2023/11/15/van-leeuwen-dill-pickle-ice-cream-review/ that suggests the flavor was actually pretty tasty. It was a seasonal thing or maybe even a one time thing, so perhaps I’ll never have the chance to taste it myself.

It’s like my grandma always used to say, nothing pleases like a nice hard wiener.

Bees are mostly female and most birds have a pecker, so factual knowledge is the logic I would use to guide my decision.