Then after space it’s the college years followed by Dinosaurnado. Although, a tornado composed of dinosaurs sounds awesome.

The fact that somehow Big Bird and friends were a threat of any sort to society should tell you what kind of asshole they chose to be. Social media platforms like twatter and meta justify in their minds their assholery. Sesame Street didn’t stand a chance against the onslaught of digital dipshit soapboxes.

Honk at immediate green warrants a very slooooooow take off. Bonus points if they spin out into a utility pole to get around you.

Thrift stores and pawn shops have some great deals on PC’s that will run Linux just fine if you’re concerned about Amazon prices and e-waste. If you have a local radio-shack-like mom and pop shop, those are treasure hunts and you’re guaranteed to find gold. Encourage folks to go local.

Since the light is hitting things just right, probably put some random objects or action figures in there to see if people notice. Every day is a new story! Cool picture by the way.

Leopards don’t change their spots.

Lay in bed for a moment and listen to the tunes on my sweet Panasonic clock radio alarm before slapping the snooze button. Then suddenly wake up to realize I have a clock radio alarm again.

Good one. Not that I can do any better, but would it make more sense to put the statue of liberty there to better reflect the original inspiration?

Oh that book is outdated. That’s the second edition, you need the third addition to complete the one math problem I am basing your entire grade on for the course.

Por que no los dos? I’m just saying. In a professional setting, when they don’t respond to text or email, you can follow up with a text that says, “I left your dumbass a voice mail if you don’t feel like reading.”

I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

That’s when you pull Nick Swarsdson’s wrist watch bit. “Hey man I can’t read my watch, can you read my watch?”

Forgot gunpowder and charcoal. Exfoliates the skin.

How I envision this 1v1:

Probably already knows you applied to 30 other families and just making sure you feel shitty about it instead of offering a reason to stay.

I thought it was a copy pasta … I mean it could be now if it isn’t.

So last year right after the can opener was finally invented?

Whoa now! Can’t be chugging tariff-enriched coffee down like that.

What’s all that aboot?

The spicy kind.