I don’t know where I saw it, but I love the one where he dressed like a monkey and Trump is holding the sound box.

Thank you for the reminder.

Me with just a bar of soap for my whole body.

Look at this guy over here. His bot detector is malfunctioning.

Skill issue. I get it.

My wife and I can talk about our kids without having to worry about them finding the text msg as we use it as a backup msg app. We let our kids use our phones for games at times and well kids are kids and will go through shit they aren’t suppose to.

Wife and I love it when we have to talk about one of our kids. They don’t know what it is so that’s the best part.

Stouts and IPA are delicious.

Side note: Stone FFS bring back imperial Stout, you cunts.

My people finally have a mall of their own.

Will you wash away the shit apples from the shit tree?

I hated everything about that van. Do maintenance? Open that little hub inside. Wanna check something? Open the hub inside. The hood was useless.

I can’t escape this fuckin van.

I finally convinced my mom to buy a new car after having her astro for 23 years.

Since then I have seen them everywhere. They are following me, I swear.

Triplets I guess. Sometimes we trade of for other things I guess.

Those 10mm are pros at hide-and-seek.

Nah, but I do think of bonus points for crashing into them.

Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

I don’t think I wanna give them mine…

Failedaborzzzzzzznn and missedperi0d

How are they retards without their Harley’s?

Jokes on you. I haven’t changed styles since 06. DCs fat shoes and Dickies or loose jeans.

Retro is the hot right now.

Same, I drop about 5 deuces a day. Might be IBS might be lactose intolerant, who knows.