A noble aspiration

This guy sprinkles

That’s why you bring your sword with you.

It’s definitely these two things plus our ability to digest meat as well as plant matter, plus our communication and social skills plus…

If push comes to shove, I sprinkle some water on my clothes and run them in the dryer for a few minutes. The wrinkles are gone.

It’s like gardening/lawn care for me. I like doing it, but I hate having to do it or else.

That sneaky bastard

Look at the balls on this guy

The car seems appalled

That’s your next quest marker. Debilitating alcoholism any % speedrun.

What a loser

And my axe. It’s too sweet.

Truthfully no hat

There are two ways to interpret this. Either the genie fulfilled this one for free, or the genie thinks this is a good wish but there’s no way to fulfill this, so tells him he still has his 3 wishes. Wonder which one it is.

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I love the D
- nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works

Absolutely. That’s why billionaires are the most jacked people in the world

Just leave

This is why I hate past me

Well…