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…i learned this word from the big book of amazing facts in 1978!..

…god wants dollars, god wants cents, god want pounds, shillings, and pence; god wants guilders, god wants kroner, god wants swiss francs and god wants french francs; god wants escudos, god wants pesetas, don’t send lira, god don’t want small potatoes…

…well in the long view, that’s how we got here and eventually that’s all that matters: it’s a bit nihilistic but that’s the essence of nature in the cosmos…

…ye prophets, i want to smack vedek winn every time i see her f*cking face…

#notmykai

…i think the social conditioning to marry prince charming was profound; kind of like religion, we all want to believe in someone to sweep off our feet and make our dreams come true…

…i don’t have my finger on the pulse of generation alpha but for awhile i hoped generation Z might leave that baggage behind them…

…i thought that was teams?..

…yes, that used to be a thing before thermostatic valves were commonplace…

…funny thing is aperture science isn’t even included in that graphic but it fits right in…

…i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later…

…it’s okay; they do metric, too…

…that’s what the matrix wants you to think…

…that single picture explains so much which i previously couldn’t parse about this product…

(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…straight back to the prep line at chipotle…

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

…say hello to my little friend!..

(basically a compact dish scrubbie + bleach detergent embedded into each disposable head: never have to touch the business end to load refills from the caddy nor to eject used scrubbies into the trash)

…it’s called baleen you ableist clod!..

We’d love to, but manufacturers keep trying to force them down our throats.

…that’s not where they’re supposed to go…

…i use base 12 every day; it’s fantastically useful and foundational to civilisation for good reason…

…oh, oh, there’s an RPG setting i read like this recently!..like magi-punk high fantasy mashed-up with the legions of hell and heaven allying with various nation-states in open industrial warfare…

(now it’s going to bug me until i can find it)