Funny how optical discs made it onto none of your lists

1.3bln space stations, i presume

This always is happens to my zip-up hoodies, and i’ve never used a dryer in my life. I believe it’s just that the zipper is stiffer than the fabric, so it does not fold the same way as fabric does.

It feels safer to be a bit more above ground level, especially if people walk by

Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

And the elephants won’t like that either

Hello! (12h)

Is it you, J.D.?

In addition to what was already mentioned, you could try adding a raft. That way the letters aren’t on the first layer.

That checks out. Whoever censors shit like this just hates fun

A flawless technique! No notes.

A helvetica scenario!

Can I stop at least to listen to the reply?

Best way to prove you’re not a Habsburg

Name checks out

Slavery existed previously, and certainly xenophobia did. Those things are as old as time, nondoubt about it. But racism is something more specific: it’s an attempt to use pseudoscience to justify how you can simultaneously consider “all people are equal” (a core belief of the age of enlightenment) while also maintaining stark inequality and slavery (an economic reality of the time).

This is correct, but missing some sublety: the way “unter strom stehen” is phrased it sounds more like it is powered in a way that’ll get you electricuted if you touch it. So… this might not be a pro-coffee sign after all.

It is different, if color of skin is a relevant part of the context of the story. Having John Brown played by a black man would be equally misleading.

For Anne Boleyn’s story on the other hand, racism did not play a part, because it wasn’t even invented yet.

#6 has a hard-on though

You could add [1], [2], [3], … in a couple of places, to proof that it’s all true