I would very buy that.

I’m reading this jealously from an E16.

Send a message to their help desk saying you got an email confirmation and would like to cancel it. Act very confused about the situation. Waste their time and make it their problem.

Wow. This is great.

Also, Jaguars are from America*, and Leopards are from Africa/Middle East.

Edit: definitely not a lot of jaguars in North America!

That was literally my first thought when I saw the article.