Bro, you should become a boxer. The amount of force you could generate with those feet would be insane.

Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

Kala namak and processed egg whites from a bottle. We’re heading towards a dystopian future

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they’ll all be sorry.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen Bugs Bunny do any of this

Very well, your toilet wine will be served to you together with the bath tub lasagna

May I offer you a bowl of sauvignon blanc to go with your glass of soup?