You got any red dogs?

Why the slop? “Anomancy” is a real book commonly shared cause it’s funny

I tried but they were real dicks about me not having an address/phone number. Did take the envelope but I’m not real confident they’ll actually count it

Canned holiday music is an Amazon psyop to finally destroy brick and mortar retail

How do I get rich off a large handful of 8gb ddr3 sticks? Barring that, how do I get a rig that can use em for cheap?

Gotta say op, both your burn pattern and butter distribution leave room for improvement. Despite the hearty slices of what is clearly high-quality bread, I can’t give this toast better than a 7/10

People been scrolling since they got control of screens. The common term shifted from “surfing” around when connections got good enough to deliver content in a steady stream vs loading wave after wave, surfing connotated a level of skill in keeping the next one lined up and there were all kinds of tools to help with that. Forums, webrings, link aggregators, RSS. This pic would’ve been taken around the time of that transition and I feel like the guy in it was probably one of the trendsetters already scrolling chan sites at that point

I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn’t pay

He would have wanted it this way

They’re kinda the worst. I know they suck and we should get rid of em the way I know my shit stinks and I should wipe

A lot of the time what makes those days the worst of someone’s life is, you know, the near-irresistable force pursuing them with guns and chains and a high resolution global surveillance network

Engaged and enraged are only one letter apart. Really makes u think

Threads like this read a lot different when you’re hungry.

Brother I consider living indoors opulent, and it sounds like your whole family is late for a guillotine appointment. Talking about how your “shitty” home is “only” worth three quarters of a million dollars is disgustingly entitled and ungrateful, I’m really hoping you aren’t real

How come you ain’t rob em yet?

Why would you charge yourself?

Blame ghosts

I hate theory nerds and would like to recommend to you “civilization will eat itself” by Ran Prieur (probably spelled that wrong)

Personally as some rando I’d like to see anyone who positions themselves in a chokepoint like that fail, whatever they’re claiming to represent. Spread that wealth nice and thin, like oil in a hot pan

The kind your grandpa was scared of in 1953 maybe. All property collectivized under the control of a scheming bureaucrat isn’t exactly the better world I like to think is possible