It’s crazy how much memes have become like comic strips when you stop and think about it.
modifier
dangle me not.
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Well you’re wrong because it smells like Apple Strudel but for reasons that are wholly unrelated to bidet.
Which is why bidet is the only civilized solution.
Toilet paper is for dabbing your little tushy dry, not raking across, and smashing in, loose poopy on your ass.
modifier@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation
10·1 year agoOne third of me gave up a whole weekend! If that ain’t love I don’t know WHAT is!
modifier@lemmy.cato
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Today, the Mexican Government introduced its new chocolate bar, priced at less than $1USD. Made of 50% cocoa, powdered milk, vanilla. No refined sugar, no artificial flavourings.
7·1 year agoI’m barely old enough to remember government cheese.
modifier@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•US Congressmen praying inside the House of RepresentativesEnglish
18·1 year agoHeaven as a persistent idea in modern society is just a cope that rich people feed poor people through religion. It’s a structure for us to accept our miserable earthly existence in anticipation of future wealth so that the rich can enjoy all of the trappings of heaven on earth.
It’s just metaphysical trickle down economics.
modifier@lemmy.cato
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•US Congressmen praying inside the House of RepresentativesEnglish
341·1 year agoI’m sad there isn’t a heaven for them to be excluded from.
Their brown wax seems to be selling well enough. Not sure why they would change it up now.
Be aware Brody is usually a pipeline to Billy Bob
I’ve never even met anyone with my first name alone. I’m essentially positive I am 1 of 1 when it comes to my first and last name together.
Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.
It’s the entropy of the internet. It always increases.
Dropout and Nebula are making some insanely high quality content, and those are just the two obvious examples that came to my mind. Both also exhibit a more progressive business model and are less capitalistic in their thinking.
I’m sure there are plenty of similar examples.
modifier@lemmy.cato
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Your help needed: PhD research on why people choose to self-hostEnglish
8·1 year agoMy only quibble would be to swap “pay” for “invest” which captures both the dynamic of up front expense and expected savings from ending recurring subscription fees. That’s how I look at it. Every penny I put into my own digital sovereignty is an investment that will yield returns both financial and otherwise.
Just say “you should be funny more”
well, mother does say that I have the thicc-est ass.
Sometimes, I read stuff like this, and I feel seen. Sometimes, I read stuff like this, and I feel fucking spied on.


There is no reason good enough to still be on the Meta hamster wheel in 2025. Facebook, insta, whatever. Get out as fast as you can.