I throw dust jackets away immediately, because I think they’re an abomination and books look and feel better without them. And then I dog-ear the pages because it gives them character.

I must be extra chaotic extra evil.

A Raspberry Pi 3b is about as plug-and-play with wifi and audio out as you can get, for $35 usd. 64-bit, Arch ARM has an image for it, the support and community are the absolute best you can get in an SBC, pretty much anything you could possibly want to do with it will have a blog writeup guide that sonebody’s already done. If a 4-core 1GHz processor and 1GiB of memory are suitable for the software you want to run, that’d be my go-to.

Hell yeah, cross-cluster migrations through the ui now!

The top issue from this similar joke repo I feel sums up the entire industry right now: https://github.com/rhettlunn/is-odd-ai