If you are a penis owner and piss from the standing position, you can arc the stream just so down the smooth porcelain interior of the toilet bowl, letting the piss flow neatly into the water making nary a sound
If you are a penis owner and piss from the standing position, you can arc the stream just so down the smooth porcelain interior of the toilet bowl, letting the piss flow neatly into the water making nary a sound
Ruining historic natural monuments is somehow not first on the list of American Boy Scout leader atrocities 🫤
You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way
My favorite thing online is Very Serious Shitposts.
Sometimes I wonder if life is easier with negative brain cells. Just posting whatever. Zero critical thinking required. Just drifting through life leaving a trail of stunned disbelief in your wake.
Is Snot Flickerman a pseudonym for Scott Aukerman? Because it sure sounds like one.
So good I literally just sent this to everyone I know (just my wife)
America’s favorite pastime and baseball
They’ll never find m
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Deeply unnecessary modifier here
It’s almost like every single independent store in every single city in every part of every country sets their own prices.
Just to be clear, no hate at all for the_picard_maneuver!
I’m pretty positive that this is not the scene where this actually comes from, and it’s not even the right quote?