the stopped go trains are down due to a netnotworking issue.

Australia also has most of its telecommunications cabling underground

nah, they’re just misunderstood. Once you get to know them they really open up.

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off

Lebanese supermarket near me sells coffee with ‘hel’. Had no idea what it was, so I bought it. Turns out it’s cardamon and tastes great.