Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.
Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.
I don’t understand why the name of the company is redacted. They chose to send this letter, let 'em own it.
Edit: To save someone the effort, pictured is a series 591, issued 1961-1964 in Cyprus, Iceland, Japan, the Philippines, and South Korea
Get your coworkers to join you in using the nearest fast food restaurant whenever you need to use the restroom. When management sees everyone constantly cycling through the front door, they may get a clue.
OR, and hear me out, throw nails in neighbor’s face. Offer to drive neighbor to the ED, then say, “Aw, I can’t. I’m blocked in.” Edit: Forgot /s.
Yeah, Assistant blows much of the time:
“Hey Google. What’s two plus two?”
“Sorry, I don’t understand. But I found something similar. Would you like to know what two plus two is?”
“Yes, dammit!”
“On the website Add A Couple of Numbers for the Hell of It, they say, two plus two is four. Would you like a little more context?”
“No!!!”
“Alright. I’m here to help.”
Arrgh.
I think for the sake of mixed company and delicate sensibilities we should refer to this as a “BM” rather than a “bullshit machine”. Therefore it could be a LLM BM, or simply a BM.