You should see the dumps where he used to dine.
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You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Just found this behind a wendys dumpsterEnglish
1·24 days agoThe photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.
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memes@lemmy.world•Im only used to 80’ and 90’s as 20 years agoEnglish
4·25 days agoI remember what a shock it was when playboy bunnies were suddenly no longer older than me.
The words “insects” and “mouth feel” do not belong in the same sentence.
He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.
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pics@lemmy.world•The US State Department lobby used to display the flags of the roughly 200 countries with which the US maintains diplomatic relations. Now, it displays 200 American flagsEnglish
10·27 days agoShouldn’t there be at least one Israeli flag in there somewhere?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Anyone up for a rousing game of...English
1·28 days agoThe game was very popular, but then Tiddley Winks betting parlors began to pop up in the seemier parts of towns and cities across the country and an unwholesome element pervaded the once innocent game. Prostitution and even sodomy thrived in the back alley Tiddley Winks parlors until Elliot Ness finally shut them down for good.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Armando needs to know which church to avoidEnglish
6·1 month agoHaste makes waste I always say.

Or just your boss with a strongly worded lecture accompanied by table pounding.