This is what I would refer to the extra big bags of cereal as when living with a friend and it was his turn to do grocery shopping.

“1x bachelor chow cinnamon crunch, 1x fruity pebbles.”

Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.

So uh, what. You gonna hold onto that info and not share?

‘Now, when you say “special”…’

I’ll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it’s after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.

Important: the potato and the tomato are from Peru. Are we talking modern cuisines, or pre-Columbian fusion?

I heard if you trade a pokemon early that can use surf and strength and then push the car off the island when you get to the S. S. Anne a Mew appears

Lmao I remember seeing this exact scene as a kid, thinking as he was talking “oh that sounds cool as fuck” and then only from how the scene played out realizing it was supposed to be a significantly boring concept

Honestly I wish rating systems just gave me a vertical line to place somewhere on a bell curve. Make it obvious I’m comparing against the average.

But as it is, because drivers etc. get punished for anything less than a 5, it’s 5 stars

Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had

You’ve got it with the second sentence, yep. Something is “on” something if it’s attached to it - so hanging upside-down from the ceiling counts, because it’s attached to it.

Be careful spending that much time there or maybe wear protection, I’ve heard that route is still a bit radioactive

Lmao, watched the musical this past weekend with visiting fam, would recommend

Oh that was just FSN, an actual filesystem browser for IRIX back in the day. You can install the port FSV if you want to browse your files as if they’re 3D objects on Linux today

<3 u a real one

Do me a favor, when you’ve got a minute, go by a Wawa and grab an Italian hoagie and enjoy it for me? I miss them every day, man. Gas pump ads, shitty gas station hoagies, it’s rough movin across the Sheetz/Wawa line

Y’ever think about how if Jesus died by a guillotine there’d be guillotines everywhere

Ayy, recently rewatched that too. Personal headcannon: a better ending would have been a montage of Eva teaching an amnesiac Wall-E all the things he taught her and have him fall in love with those things and her again in the process. Probably more drawn out than “random electric spark magically resets memory” though

Lmao, I love the idea of adjusting the chart for obesity by subtracting men’s breast sizes from women’s

Pater tuus est?