I like Meow Tower. It’s a nonogram puzzle game which was new to me, you get the hang of it pretty quick and it’s nice to have something other than a merge puzzle. Plus cute cats!

I guess launching the Tylenol v Advil wars of 2025. Oh and supposedly the rapture is happening today or maybe it was yesterday. You couldn’t write this script with a million monkeys on typewriters!

Ooh is that what the UFC cage match being set up on the White House lawn is for??

I believe so. My aunt gave this to me years ago. I always seem to see the blooms in the daytime though ha, but they don’t last long. Maybe a day or two at most.

I loved Keukenhof! I think I went in May the year I went and it was spectacular. I also might have had a weed brownie that morning ha

Da fuq?

Everybody’s got to fart loudly once a day in front of people.

We went Bosch, I think some 800 series or something. It’s nice, it’s got that hidden top rack for the weird shaped utensils and whatnot. Also nerded out and watched instructional videos and they were saying it’s best to just scrape food off and load. Don’t pre-rinse, you’re basically doing the job twice if you pre-wash. We had a Whirlpool before which the appliance sales guy said any Whirlpool is like entry-level. Once you go up a level they brand them as KitchenAid cause I guess those two companies merged.

When you start to level up in life, invest in a mid-tier or above dishwasher. Man that thing has changed my life. We had a dishwasher but it started leaking and caused water damage on the floor. That was a whole headache. Went to buy a new one once the floor was fixed, turns out I had a very basic, entry level dishwasher. It wasn’t terrible (until it leaked) but upgrading to a better one, oooh baby, this thing cleans and dries like a dream! Ah such a midlife thrill acquiring an effective dishwasher.