Love me in my ass

Something something bass perception. Took me a lot of training to not sound like a twink all the time.

Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.

Everyday it’s getting harder to be, even a toaster wouldn’t want me

In this story, if it is real, karma happened multiple times. Just not to your great-granny.

Omfg, I remember now. I was watching some video of a dude coding and he said that “the guy that made D lang, Walter Bright, knows a lot of things about coding and he would be a good source of knowledge” lmao. It seems that I wanted to find something related to him and just forgot. Thanks mate.

The last thing on my to-do list apparently is “Walter Bright knows a lot of things”. Yea, just that message. I don’t even know who’s that or when I added it to my to-do list.

Fr, it sounds AI generated. 100% sarcasm

EZH2O WHEEEEZE

💀 wallpaper cursed af 💀💀

Boomers being boomers

My exact reaction when I see Lemmy.world

This train kinda looks like TOOL’s name art mirrored twice.

LOL

What

Pyright language server makes Typethon out of your Python at the cost of massive bugs and performance. I used to like it, until I got really sick of waiting about 10 seconds for a suggestion to appear when typing open() and really fucking sick of the entire server crashing after I type pow()

Oh god, why English is so weird, I always read “read” as “read” and it fucks me up!

How do you understand the wall clock though? Its 12 hour, it requires complex visual parsing. I understand if one didn’t have a digital clock (which can be powered by a fucking CMOS battery for ages), maybe they could use it. But I’ve seen these wall clocks at a job that required fast decision making and keeping track of time, and I quit immediatly cus it took me a solid 15 to 30 seconds to parse wtf is fucking displayed on those, and that quickly got in the way of doing the job itself.

Lenses for astigmatism are trickier to produce so on average they are more expensive. Not much, tho. Still in the range that I can afford easily, so I wouldn’t say dystopia lol

For me it’s something like 720p with blurry details and double vision vs crystal clear 1080p. Fuck astigmatism, it makes my glasses cost more 😭