How dare you have fun with something I don’t enjoy.

I’m interested, but how do we get our mates from Eton to profit from this?

With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

I’ve been trying to hammer this point home.

I wish devs would wake up and create a default easy mode sign-up for the fediverse with an option to click “advanced sign-up” if you choose to do so.

The easy mode would just automatically assign an instance based upon some algorithm.