Dennis, what is this enticing bowl of white?

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Imagine how this makes sand feel smh thanks Ani

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

What if we kissed near the hug murder lair

Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires