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I only thought of it because I bought a little stand for my phone a couple years ago and it has one, but fair enough!

That looks really nice and elegantly simple. If I could make a suggestion though, you might want to raise the phone cradle up a bit and put a slot in the bottom so it can charge while on the stand.

Has anybody seen my triceratops?

Good ol’ Skinemax.

Huh, I didn’t know that. Neat.

Meanwhile kudzu is over here like… what trees?

That’s… extraordinarily stupid. Sounds like you need better word processing software.

I mean I’m not here to shit on anybody else’s good time, I just hated it myself.

Oh god, I remember the days of creating webpages by hand-editing HTML in notepad. And not fondly.

ctrl+shift+v removes all formatting when you paste. You’re welcome.

Same, I’ve been using PCs with Microsoft operating systems since fuckin’ MS-DOS 3.2 and I only learned about it a couple years ago.

My brother in Christ, let me introduce you to ctrl+shift+v

Clearly someone doesn’t get night terrors or sleep paralysis.

Yeah, that’s why I said socialism and not communism. 👍

Heh, fair.

Oh you mean ‘Tuesday’?

And you may ask yourself “How do I work this?”

And you may ask yourself “Where is that large automobile?”

And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful house!”

And you may tell yourself “This is not my beautiful wife!”

Is that… is that woman replying to herself more than a month later?

We have a commitment to producing no rubbish on-site. Well, we had one, but then budget cuts took away our garbage bins, so now I guess you have a commitment to producing no rubbish on-site.

But… but… the invisible hand of the market! Unrestrained competition! Capitalism driving innovation! Oh wait, was all of that bullshit and while you’re lobbying congress to cut public funding for shit like school lunches the minute you face the tiniest hardship from a competitor you turn around and ask for a handout? Suck it up, buttercup. Guess socialism wins again huh?