English always is

Because it hurts more

Motorola with their nearly-stock Android.

Excited about upcoming Motos with Graphene, though =]

If you give a mouse a cookie…

The new Jurassic Park is gonna be wild

Your future self will say “that’s nine words” =]

We just think there are because so many people act like psychopaths

But you love being gaslit

I’m not going all the way to LA /s

So close! That is two letters

A third, impure faction for Cornites and Onians to hate together! ❤️

I like my job.

But making a place an enjoyable place to work is up to management.

But they seem to think it’s something they can just mandate.

Oh ffs 😞

But every word can be used hyperbolically.

“End to end!”

It’s a still from Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” music video

Reality has become a shitpost. The actual Singularity.

He died doing what he loved

I don’t think it’s possible to use sheathing tape without one.

“butt mortar” is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you