No joke, I thought for a second you were referring to Infinite Solutions and were trolling hardcore. I haven’t thought about that in a long time.

sungloc.utus

My sex toy goes to a different school

An offshoot of the LABIA?

SpyPhone?

One of my home servers was popped once, they stuck a new MOTD on there to let me know how foolish I was and I haven’t made that mistake since. So… yay greyhat?

For Chiefly reasons of course. Now whether or not that server is active in the cluster is another matter entirely, but hey if it makes him/her feel important /shrug

Figure ~45 minutes to run to the liquor store for a decent single malt, another ~25 minutes for the pizza rolls, quick power nap, wake up and redeploy. That’s about 2 hours.

That joke lands better when spoken

That was a joke in reference to the Van Halen album 5150, which in fact did not include the track Hot for Teacher, as that was on the album 1984, and I was being facetious.

5150 is also the name of Eddie (and subsequently Wolfgang) Van Halen’s recording studio where 1984 and many other seminal albums were recorded.

The studio was named after Section 5150 of the Welfare Code of California which allows officers or mental health professionals to detain individuals for involuntary psychiatric holds.

Pretty sure it’s a reference to Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher

As with all wig jokes, this went over my head

Unix is the kind of friend who won’t bat an eye about holding your beer while you go and do something incredibly stupid

This is gross. I love it.

He’s short on confidence

People can be touchy

Always look at the bright side of things

You take that filthy unclejokes talk out of my dadjokes!

It’s not a sailboat it’s a schooner

6:30 is the best time to eat breakfast, hands down