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Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

Is it that glowy that “defected” “from” “NK”? Just guessing honestly

Doesn’t look like there’s anything wrong with those kicks either, since we’re here and all

The meme isn’t about what words are under the trash can

Your sanewashing skills are fucking incredible, you should be the WH press secretary

I’m convinced. I’m calling today

Sprinkle some coke on him and bake him away, toys

The Tiggeration of Pooh, 1863, traditional, mixed media (frosting on cake)

Absolutely no way, this will never work. It should be “Lemmy: the Mastodon of Reddit”

Forcing the radish-mice to wear the bodies of their eviscerated families as ears is diabolical

A name so nice, she hit it twice

6/10 both times though. About 6 7 🤷‍♀️

The midnight narwhals at bacon

Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤

It is a page-turner; in fact it’s a banger. It’s an incredible book

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I think the bongo only comes in after the kazoo part where it goes zzzZZZzZZZZZzzzzzzZZz

Gotta buy that ticket to heaven

I bring a little coal-powered tugboat to proudly tow me home

The evening air was cool and crisp; the crickets were chirping merrily; the smell of rhododendrons was on the light, refreshing breeze. But I don’t remember any of that, honestly

We let the original customer, ~~~~, ride his ZX-11 RB Racing Intercooled EFI Turbo around the block and then disabled it as he was moving to Tennessee. He was amazed how “perfect” it was. We told him he could have the missing parts when he owned up to what he had done and pay for any losses we had. He was a coward and did nothing. He sold the bike to a friend of ours to avoid dealing with us, who paid us for the missing parts, getting a $17,000.00 motorcycle for $6,000.00.The bike ran 210 mph on it’s first pass at Maxton. The seller, ~~~~, was there to see “his Bike”. Last seen after collecting a large insurance settlement for being run over by a double dump truck/trailer in California, ~~~~ was chroming parts for pinball machines in Gallatin, TN…Does he have a chrome shop…no he doesn’t. We were happy to hear later on that he lost his left leg in another motorcycle accident…and were glad it was his left shifter leg. Acting as a middleman for chroming is safer than motorcycles for him. He used to laugh about how he was charging people $400.00 to ground one wire in a GPZ750 turbo ecm. Cosmic pinball got him. Karma. In the finality of this “what goes around comes around” ~~~~ hit a turkey vulture on a motorcycle in 2016 and was killed. We hope the turkey vulture survived.

Incredible levels of vitriol. I need to keep practicing