Your fault for using a major search engine honestly

Those are fingerprints? Fuck is this thing made out of😭😭

First thing I immediately noticed was the rust

what stealth mission gear microwave does bro have

It’s Apple, their entire business model is making their tech as restrictive as possible and stripping away as much freedom as they legally can. You can’t name a company more power-hungry.

The fuck is a “trained” police officer?

“This comment is an NFT and if you screenshot this I will sue your ass without hesitation. Please paypal me 4500 USD if you would like this comment, and don’t mess with me. I got my whole crypto gang on my side. We will fuck you up if you try stealing this comment, so don’t fuck with us.”

I saw this on r/crackheadscraiglist for 75$ about a year or two ago.

Chaotic neutral, except I don’t tuck it

How did they not see it? They were looking straight ahead from what I can see.