Ah it’s jeans season again

Seeing Sandy puts a smile on my face, she’s such a pretty lady :)

Good luck with your surgery!

Yikes

It sounds like she was pretty neglected. :( She’s lucky to have you!

I used to work at a stable and giving horses a bath now and again was one of my favorite things to do because I loved using the sweat scraper (one of those long plastic ones) and seeing them turn a different color as the moisture came out

She’s such a pretty lady! 🤍

Not enough cats in this pic

Maybe she’s wearing them because she likes them, and couldn’t give a single shit what you think of them.

Looks like Alvin’s into it

Th…thanks…

I was hoping for fat baby jd vance

My brain thought it was a light bulb wrapped in masking tape

A lot of them are plastic now which means they’re pretty much room temp

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

I had my phone in greyscale mode (and admittedly I’m a little high) and I thought “oh I bet that bathroom’s gorgeous in color” because I took your comment for serious and didn’t see the thumbnail very clearly ANYWAY lemme tell ya the disappointment when I took my phone off greyscale mode…

you got me good

Or took AZO.

Oh my god I forgot all about Mallory Ortberg’s interpretations of monk paintings! I used to love these.

Unrelated but she once wrote something like “everyone knows that to properly make a bed, you need to circle it like a shark” and the truth of that has stuck with me ever since. Why is my brain like this haha

Imagine giving birth to that.

I mean, duh. Baked beans are stupidly sweet.